Nobody’s been saying anything like this—except all the people who are promising not to vote for the guy. And they don’t actually matter. Do they..?

Running as a conservative, John McCain rolled up huge victories last night in New York, New Jersey and beyond.

But if history is any guide, the McCain we’ve seen of late on the campaign trail is the most conservative McCain we’ll ever see.

» Once John Wins, He’ll Make a Left

Don’t be silly—he won’t win. He’s too electable.