This Is What I’m Reduced To

Thu   22 Mar 2007   18:52 by Kevin McGehee 72° and mostly cloudy 6 comments [Yippee-Ki-Yay!]

Doing a meme. Where is your cell phone? On my belt. Boyfriend/girlfriend? She’s my wife. Hair? Yes, thank you. Your mother? Gone, not forgotten. Your father? See previous answer. Your favorite item(s)? Big-ass Bronco. Your dream last night? I don’t remember. Your favorite drink? Plain old water. Your dream guy/girl? I married her. The room you are in? Tornado damaged (figuratively). Your fear? Tornado damaged (literally). What do you want to be in 10 years? Ten years younger. Who did you hang out with last night? Wes Studi’s Geronimo. What are you not? A northeastern liberal. Are you in love? I’d better be. One of your wish list items? Home in Wyoming. What time is it? Eight ‘til seven. The last thing you did? Checked the timestamp. What are you wearing? I’ll never tell. Your favorite book? More than one. The last thing you ate? Yogurt with cereal. Your life? Could be worse. Your mood? Okay, I guess. Your friends? Reading this now? What are you thinking about right now? Let me think… Your car? Big-ass Bronco. What are you doing at this moment? Typing this answer. Your summer? Too damn hot. Your relationship status? Married with cats. What is on your TV screen? Looks like dust. When is the last time you laughed? Watching “Mythbusters” reruns. Last time you cried? Unregulated blood sugar. School? No, thank you. As you may have gathered, the challenge is to limit the answers to three words. If I thought I’d get extra credit for using fewer, I probably could have managed it.

 

Ivan Ivanovich said: Somehow I just can’t see Yogurt and Big-ass Bronco in the same meme. » Fri   23 Mar 2007   6:03 CGHill said: How much effect does yogurt have on the ass, anyway? » Fri   23 Mar 2007   7:30 Kevin McGehee said: Well, I don’t feed it to the truck. » Fri   23 Mar 2007   12:56 Kevin McGehee said: ...and if you must know, my ass is getting ... less big. » Fri   23 Mar 2007   12:57 GradualDazzle said: I take it you don’t currently suffer from an acetol deficiency. I took the meme and ran with it, myself. Thanks. In fact, it took me several hours afterward to stop thinking in three-word bursts. [eyeroll] [Link added by McGehee] » Mon   26 Mar 2007   15:15 Kevin McGehee said: I take it you don’t currently suffer from an acetol deficiency. Oddly enough, the same dietary changes they encourage to reduce blood sugar seem also to lead to a vastly reduced intake of that substance. I doubt I’ll ever have “not enough,“ though. » Mon   26 Mar 2007   16:21 You must be registered and logged in to comment.