Apparently I’ve been neglecting those twins—you know, the ones who recently turned 18? Someone else is now #1 on Google® for Mary Kate and Ashley nude. So, since he is there in large part because of this googlebomb, it’s my responsibility to relieve him of that burden. So <sigh> here goes:
Interest in Mary Kate and Ashley nude hasn’t waned in the least since they turned 18, so it appears I may have misidentified the source of interest in Mary Kate and Ashley nude. Someone recently suggested it wasn’t so much because of their ages as because they’re twins. I suppose there must be something to that.
Some might wonder whether I might now post pictures of Mary Kate and Ashley nude now that such pictures would be legal. The answer is No, I will not post pictures of Mary Kate and Ashley nude on this site. Nor does my friend who’s currently #1 on Google® for Mary Kate and Ashley nude have such pictures (that I know of). Frankly, I’m not sure Google®—or for that matter any search engine—is a good place to search for pictures of Mary Kate and Ashley nude.
Maybe those seeking pictures of Mary Kate and Ashley nude would be better off going to some raunchy USENET newsgroup. Because you won’t find Mary Kate and Ashley nude here.
AND PLEASE PASS THE WORD!
(I feel so dirty.)
