I’ve been watching the temperature reading on my browser (1-ClickWeather, a Firefox extension) for the last hour or so, waiting for the “99” to turn to “100.“ It didn’t. As you can see in the little block of gray italics just beneath the title of this post, it is now only 98°F. here.
Which (in the tradition of alarmists who insist that every heat wave, active hurricane season, <update> tornado, </update> or massive snowstorm is PROOF, BY GOD!!!1!! of Global Warming™) is PROOF, BY GOD!!!1!! of GLOBAL COOLING!!!!1!!!!one!!!
You read it here first.
Update: Corrected title—although with dewpoints in the 70s I think “misery index” is equally applicable.
