I think that would have been a better title for The Dodd's item on Ipse Dixit about Michael Jackson's race war. Isn't much there that I can take issue with -- unless I want to be, you know, really snide, snotty, snarky, sneezy, happy, bashful and doc. Jacko blaming a racist conspiracy for his last CD's failure is kind of like Jay Leno blaming the audience if his jokes fall flat.