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Mon 6 May 2002 19:29
by Kevin McGehee
in Coweta County, GA
[Our Times]
[Flyover Blogdom]
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Best of the Web Today takes note of this Times of London article which claims,
Scientists at the University of Bonn have discovered that plants do indeed cry when they are cut, moan when they are ill and gurgle when they are well. The more stress we subject them to, the more noise they make.
Those dirty rotten vegetarians—sticking up for the underdog when they should be sticking up for the undergrowth! Or, as Taranto puts it, “Perhaps instead of vegetarianism, we should call it ‘vegeterrorism.‘“
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