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Mon 5 Mar 2001 8:00
by Kevin McGehee
in Coweta County, GA
[Humor?]
[My Two Cents]
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- Arms Race: Any real-dollars increase in U.S. defense spending.
- Big Government: Utopia.
- Constitution, Living: Whatever our judges say it is.
- Constitution, Strictly Construed: A black man is only three-fifths of a human being.
- Dangerously Low Levels of Federal Spending: The gross domestic product, minus one cent.
- Disaster: 1994.
- Disaster Relief: 1996 — uh, 1998 — uh, 2000 — uh…
- Draconian Budget Cut: A budget increase that is smaller than last year’s budget increase.
- Economy of the Last 50 Years, The Best: A Democrat is in the White House.
- Economy of the Last 50 Years, The Worst: A Republican is in the White House.
- Environmental Catastrophe Waiting to Happen: Freedom.
- Giveaway to the Rich: A tax cut.
- Greedy Special Interests: Anyone who wants their taxes cut.
- Gun Control: The government has the guns, and the control.
- Hate Crime: Republicans get their way, with help from their bigoted redneck supporters.
- Healthy Democracy: We get our way, with help from our bigoted elitist supporters.
- Impeachment: (In 1999): A bad idea. (In 2001): A good idea.
- Justice: We get our way, with help from intellectually engaged judges.
- Justice, Miscarriage of: The Republicans get their way, with help from ideologically rigid judges.
- Limited Government: Hell on earth.
- Necessary Social Programs: How we keep our constituency groups on the plantation.
- Partisan Rancor: Republicans get to say what they believe.
- Partisanship: Republicans get their way, with help from traitorous Democrats.
- Partisanship, Bi-: We get our way, with help from civic-spirited Republicans.
- Racist: A white Republican.
- Social Collapse Right Around the Corner: Freedom.
- Targeted Tax Cut: A transfer of money from taxpayers to non-taxpayers.
- Theft: Private ownership of anything.
- Uncle Tom: A black Republican.
- Unfair: We lose.
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