Ted Turner desperately needs an asylum.
Failure to address global warming will have us all dead or eating each other by mid-century.
So says Ted Turner, the restaurateur, environmentalist and former media mogul whose controversial comments have earned him the nickname “Mouth of the South.“ »
Ted Turner: Global warming could lead to cannibalism
The South is said to be considering suing those responsible for giving Turner that nickname.
Turner called the Iraqi insurgents “patriots” who “don’t like us because we invaded their country and occupied it. Nobody likes to be invaded.“
Turner is from Savannah, but has invaded and currently occupies Atlanta (when he’s not occupying the buffalo ranch he invaded out west).
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