Me: “Uh, hi. I couldn’t help but notice you were looking my way just now.”
My neighbor’s trampoline:
Me:
My neighbor’s trampoline:
Me:
My neighbor’s trampoline:
Me:
My neighbor’s trampoline:
Me:
My neighbor’s trampoline:
Me:
My neighbor’s trampoline:
Me:
My neighbor’s trampoline:
Me:
My neighbor’s trampoline:
Me: “STOP LOOKING AT ME!”
Comment by BJTexs on 8/14 @ 4:00 pm
Oompa Loompa du-ba-tee doo, I’ve got a little story for you!
Trampolines are redundant at best, never are sinister, just a stupid pest.
When they bouncing and spewing the snark, just turn away, take walk in the park.
If they return just laugh in their face, they are just jealous of the Protein Ace,
and vomit on their sneakers.
Oompa Loompa, du- ba-tee die, trampolines shouldn’t cause you to cry!
Just hang around with a much smarter crew,
like the Oompa Loompa’s du-ba-tee do! (At JD’s house)
Comment by Jake on 8/14 @ 4:03 pm
Me: A Trampoline.. Hmmm.. My neighbor won’t mind if I…
My Neighbor’s Trampoline: Dont even think of it til you’ve dropped a few pounds… Quite a few.
Comment by Obstreperous Infidel on 8/14 @ 4:07 pm
Nice job, BJ.
Comment by Carin on 8/14 @ 4:18 pm
I knew a boy called trampoline,
You know what I mean.
Comment by Jake on 8/14 @ 4:36 pm
… And the way he looked was way beyond compare.
So how could I bounce on another (ooh)
When I saw him standin’ there.
Comment by Jake on 8/14 @ 4:37 pm
ya.. I knew it was a Paul Simon quote.. but still.
Comment by Jake on 8/14 @ 4:49 pm
..or was it U2? Now I’m confused..
Comment by Carin on 8/14 @ 4:56 pm
I know a girl, a girl called Party … party girl …
I know she wants, more than a party, party girl .
Comment by Jake on 8/14 @ 5:39 pm
There is a girl in New York City,
Who calls herself the human trampoline,
And sometimes when I’m falling flying
Or tumbling in turmoil I say
Whoa so this is what she means,
She means we’re bouncing into Graceland,
Comment by Pablo on 8/14 @ 5:51 pm
Put on my blue suede shoes
and I boarded the plane
Touched down in the land of the Delta blues
In the middle of the pouring rain.
Comment by McGehee on 8/14 @ 6:27 pm
These days my neighborhood is the land of the Delta blues. A lot of airline employees and retirees here.
But I think those neighbors worked for Continental.