January: “It’s 2008.”
February: “In the past I’ve said that I would rather not cast a vote for president in November if John McCain were the Republican nominee.”
March: “Back in the days before the Civil War (according to James Michener), people emigrating to Texas would sometimes paint the letters ‘GTT’ on their wagons: ‘Gone to Texas.’”
April: “These damn animal-rights wackos are really getting on my nerves.”
May: “I really don’t think the cartoonist who drew this meant for the guy to look just like Al Gore.”
June: “We have been doing scenic things—and taking pictures—but now the battery in Chris’ camera is dead and she didn’t bring the cable she normally uses to recharge it.”
July: “San Francisco Mayor Gavin Nuisance wants to run for Governor in 2010.”
August: “I got curious tonight about an event I remembered from my childhood in Sacramento, the ‘Pig Bowl,’ an annual benefit event in which sheriff’s deputies, playing as the Razorbacks, squared off against Sacramento police officers (Bacon Bombers) at Hughes Stadium at Sacramento City College.”
September: “This could be getting out of hand.”
October: “It would be impossible to refrain entirely from blogging through the month of October in a presidential election year, but the activity here is almost certainly going to be light between now and Halloween.”
November: “Suicide jumper’s note begs 0bama: ‘Take care of my family.’”
December: “Up first, a snappy re-imagining of ‘The Carol of the Bells.’”